The Look Man! Report
| 2025 | |
|---|---|
| Week 7 (pdf) | Thank You, Cleveland |
| Week 6 (pdf) | Buckle Up |
| Week 5 (pdf) | Bad Beats |
| Week 3 (pdf) | Block Party |
| Week 2 (pdf) | Kickin' It |
| Week 1 (pdf) | Zebras on Parade |
| Week -1 (pdf) | Guardians of Morality Part One |
| 2024 | |
| Week 21 (pdf) | Green Hornets |
| Week 20 (pdf) | We Got This |
| Week 19 (pdf) | More Cowbell |
| Week 18 (pdf) | White Monday |
| Week 17 (pdf) | F them picks. |
| Week 16 (pdf) | Tank Time |
| Week 15 (pdf) | Bottoms Up |
| Week 14 (pdf) | Three Coffins |
| Week 13 (pdf) | Coaching Conundrums |
| Week 11 (pdf) | Gomer Pyle, USMC |
| Week 10 (pdf) | Bad Ball |
| Week 9 (pdf) | Zebra Conspiracy |
| Week 8 (pdf) | Pardon The Interruption |
| Week 7 (pdf) | Achilles and Agamemnon |
| Week 6 (pdf) | Tom and Jerry: the Return |
| Week 4 (pdf) | Road Trip |
| Week 3 (pdf) | Money Talks |
| Week 2 (pdf) | Offensive Drought |
| Week 1 (pdf) | Sharp as a marble... |
| 2023 | |
| Week 22 (pdf) | Dynasty |
| Week 21 (pdf) | "Omar's Coming" |
| Week 19 (pdf) | "You don't mess..." |
| Week 18 (pdf) | Run the ball, Kevin |
| Week 17 (pdf) | Tepper Tantrum |
| Week 16 (pdf) | Archie Bell and the Drells |
| Week 15 (pdf) | Kardiac Kids 2.0 |
| Week 13 (pdf) | Whose house? |
| Week 12 (pdf) | Next Time I Will Call Charlie |
| Week 10 (pdf) | Lightning Never Strikes Twice... |
| Week 9 (pdf) | Houston, we have a problem... |
| Week 8 (pdf) | Love Ya Blue |
| Week 7 (pdf) | Wha Happened?? |
| Week 6 (pdf) | Upset City |
| 2022 | |
| Week 22 (pdf) | Joe Montana Was Here |
| Week 21 (pdf) | You Don't Mess Around With Jim |
| Week 18 (pdf) | All About the Rematch(es) |
| Week 17 (pdf) | Dead Man Walking |
| Week 16 (pdf) | QB Edition |
| Week 15 (pdf) | I Don't Believe What I Just Saw |
| Week 13 (pdf) | Return of the Archons |
| Week 12 (pdf) | Vegas Vacation |
| Week 11 (pdf) | How 'Bout Dem Cowpokes?! |
| Week 10 (pdf) | Any Given Saturday |
| Week 8 (pdf) | The Midpoint |
| Week 7 (pdf) | Knockout |
| Week 2 (pdf) | Bad Beats Blizzard |
| Week 1 (pdf) | Easter Eggs |
| Week -1 (pdf) | A Dish Best Served Cold |
| 2021 | |
| Week 22 (pdf) | Once I Dreamed a Dream |
| Week 21 (pdf) | One in a Million, Doc |
| Week 20 (pdf) | Fear the Reaper |
| Week 19 (pdf) | Super Fantastic WC Week! |
| Week 18 (pdf) | Finally |
| Week 17 (pdf) | Mail Bag! |
| Week 16 (pdf) | Boom! |
| Week 15 (pdf) | Nut Cutting Time |
| Week 14 (pdf) | The 'Rona |
| Week 13 (pdf) | W (Detroit Win) |
| Week 12 (pdf) | Queen City Meltdown |
| Week 11 (pdf) | Dodge Ball |
| Week 9 (pdf) | Chip on my shoulder |
| Week 6 (pdf) | 25th Century Hero |
| Week 5 (pdf) | Colonel Nathan Jessep |
| Week 3 (pdf) | Ragnarok |
| Week 1 (pdf) | Car Wash |
| 2020 | |
| Week 20 (pdf) | The Way |
| Week 19 (pdf) | Godspeed |
| Week 18 (pdf) | The Hunt for Red February |
| Week 17 (pdf) | Destiny Plays Here |
| Week 16 (pdf) | We all see it. We all see it |
| Week 13 (pdf) | You Are What Your Record Says You Are |
| 2019 | |
|---|---|
| Week 22 (pdf) | The Champ is Here |
| Week 20 (pdf) | Three Meatballs |
| Week 19 (pdf) | Chicken Hawks |
| Week 18 (pdf) | Walk the (Under) Dog |
| Week 17 (pdf) | Test of Mettle |
| Week 16 (pdf) | Two Chances |
| Week 15 (pdf) | Bad Beets |
| Week 14 (pdf) | Do Your Job |
| Week 12 (pdf) | Turkey Trot |
| Week 11 (pdf) | Stretch Run |
| Week 10 (pdf) | Bedlam |
| Week 9 (pdf) | Catspaw |
| Week 8 (pdf) | The GOAT |
| Week 7 (pdf) | Zebra Power |
| Week 4 (pdf) | C'est si bon! |
| 2018 | |
|---|---|
| Week 20 (pdf) | Groundhog Day |
| Week 19 (pdf) | Nice Guys Finish Last |
| Week 18 (pdf) | The Kid’s Getting Booed |
| Week 17 (pdf) | How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Bomb |
| Week 16 (pdf) | A Million to One, Doc! |
| Week 14 (pdf) | Look Ma, No Hands! |
| Week 11 (pdf) | Saints Be Praised |
| Week 10 (pdf) | Recipe for Disaster |
| Week 8 (pdf) | Two for the Money |
| Week 4 (pdf) | Sober As a Judge |
| Week 3 (pdf) | I Love the Corps... |
| Week 2 (pdf) | Two for the Money |
| Week 1 (pdf) | Big Money Walkin |
| Week -1 (pdf) | Life is for the Living |
| 2016 | |
|---|---|
| Week 20 (pdf) | Sic Semper Tyrannis |
| Week 19 (pdf) | Forty Six Ronin |
| Week 18 (pdf) | The Pan Farr |
| 2015 | |
|---|---|
| Week 6 (pdf) | Money Back Guarantee |
| Week 5 (pdf) | Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble |
| 2014 | |
|---|---|
| Week 10 (pdf) | Point of Emphasis |
| Week 5 (pdf) | On to Cincinnati |
| Week 4 (pdf) | Year of the Blowout |
| Week 3 (pdf) | Beer Pressure |
| Week 1 (pdf) | Eh, What's Up Doc? |
| 2013 | |
|---|---|
| Week 10 (pdf) | Clap for the Wolfman |
| Week 8 (pdf) | Halftime |
| Week 4 (pdf) | Factory of |
| Week 3 (pdf) | The Power of Three |
| Week 2 (pdf) | Suck for [Insert Name Here] |
| Week 1 (pdf) | The Year of the Shootout |
| 2012 | |
|---|---|
| Week 21 (pdf) | Straight Cash, Homey |
| Week 18 (pdf) | Mild Card Weekend |
| Week 17 (pdf) | The Wild Card Zone |
| Week 16 (pdf) | Merry Clinch-mas |
| Week 15 (pdf) | The Superior Intellect |
| Week 13 (pdf) | Tragedy in KC |
| Week 9 (pdf) | I Approved This Message |
| Week 8 (pdf) | As a Man Thinketh... |
| Week 6 (pdf) | 11-5 Starts Today |
| Week 5 (pdf) | Quarter Pole Plus One |
| Week 3 (pdf) | Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom |
| Week 1 (pdf) | Tin-th Anniversary |
| 2011 | |
|---|---|
| Week 10 (pdf) | After Further Review |
| Week 6 (pdf) | Heeeerrre's Johnny! |
| Week 5 (pdf) | You Can Get Al. |
| Week 3 (pdf) | The Squire of Dallas |
| Week 2 (pdf) | Bombs Away ! |
| Week 1 (pdf) | Play Ball ! |
| 2010 | |
|---|---|
| Week 20 (pdf) | Let's Get It Started. |
| Week 18 (pdf) | Return of the Jet-I. |
| Week 11 (pdf) | Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. |
| Week 8 (pdf) | You Know Why. |
| Week 7 (pdf) | Lightning Strikes the Poorhouse. |
| Week 6 (pdf) | You Use Your Head, It's Ovah. |
| Week 5 (pdf) | The Pope of Eden Prairie. |
| Week 4 (pdf) | Kiss, kiss. Bang, bang. |
| Week 3 (pdf) | Blanda of Brothers |
| Week 2 (pdf) | Ve're Here |
| Week 1 (pdf) | One and Done |
| Week Minus 1 (pdf) | The Golden Age? |
| 2009 | |
|---|---|
| Week 21 (pdf) | Miami Nice |
| Week 20 (pdf) | Favre on the Ground - American Idiot |
| Week 19 (pdf) | Who Dat Nation |
| Week 18 (pdf) | Wild Weekend for Woeful? |
| Week 17 (pdf) | Ain’t Gonna Be No Rematch |
| Week 16 (pdf) | De-Playoffize |
| Week 15 (pdf) | Don't Gimme No Backtalk |
| Week 14 (pdf) | Quest for Perfection |
| Week 12 (pdf) | Party Crashers |
| Week 9 (pdf) | Stay Thirsty, My Friends |
| Week 7 (pdf) | The Butler Did It |
| Week 6 (pdf) | Fitty Burger |
| Week 5 (pdf) | Puck You! |
| Week 4 (pdf) | Brady Rule, What Brady Rule? |
| Week 3 (pdf) | QB Roulette |
| Week 2 (pdf) | Ben Gazzara Time |
| Week 1 (pdf) | Kiss da Baby? |
| Week Minus 1 (pdf) | The Heat of September |
| 2008 | |
|---|---|
| Week 7 (pdf) | Are We There Yet |
| Week 6 (pdf) | Xanadu! |
| Week 5 (pdf) | Knock, Knock |
| Week 4 (pdf) | Show and Tell |
| Week 3 (pdf) | Oh and Three Strikes |
| Week 2 (pdf) | Where's Toto? |
| Week Minus 1 (pdf) | You've Been Favre'd |
| 2007 | |
|---|---|
| Week 22 (pdf) | Do You Like Apples? |
| Week 21 (pdf) | Straight Cash, Homey! Super Bowl Preview |
| Week 20 (pdf) | Batmanning & Robin |
| Week 19 (pdf) | Redenbacher's Revenge |
| Week 18 (pdf) | Wet and Wild Cards |
| Week 17 (pdf) | The Perfect Season |
| Week 16 (pdf) | Breakdown in BungalTown |
| Week 15 (pdf) | The Pursuit of Imperfection |
| Week 14 (pdf) | First and Fourteen |
| Week 12 (pdf) | Thor's Twins |
| Week 10 (pdf) | A-U-T-O-matic |
| Week 9 (pdf) | Manhattan Style is New England Style |
| Week 8 (pdf) | Dia de los Muertos |
| Week 7 (pdf) | London Bridge is Falling Down |
| Week 6 (pdf) | The Enemy Within |
| Week 5 (pdf) | Death by Suicide |
| Week 4 (pdf) | Change Ends of the Field |
| Week 3 (pdf) | Quarterback-up |
| Week 2 (pdf) | Defense Takes a Holiday |
| Week 1 (pdf) | Analgesic Angst |
| Preview (pdf) | Vee Hill Haff Order |
| Draft (pdf) | The Roger (Rabbit) Goodel Show |
| 2006 | |
|---|---|
| Super Bowl (pdf) | Black Rain |
| Super Preview (pdf) | Ponies and Bengals and Bears, Oh My! |
| Playoffs (pdf) | Mail Call |
| Wk 18 (pdf) | A Charlie Brown Field Goal |
| Wk 17 (pdf) | Bowling for Dollars |
| Wk 16 (pdf) | Another Christmas Story |
| Wk 15 (pdf) | ESPitN |
| Wk 13 (pdf) | Don't Believe the Hype |
| Wk 10 (pdf) | Shootout at the Queen City Corral |
| Wk 9 (pdf) | The Great Escape |
| Wk 8 (pdf) | Haloween VIII: The Return of Michael Myers |
| Wk 7 (pdf) | May I Have My Quarterback |
| Wk 6 (pdf) | Winless No More |
| Wk 5 (pdf) | (Un)Civil Disobedience |
| Wk 4 (pdf) | Face Off |
| Wk 3 (pdf) | There Is No Spoon |
| Wk 2 (pdf) | It's Clobberin' Time! |
| Wk 1 (pdf) | Road Field Advantage? |
| Wk -1 (pdf) | Week Minus One: The Cincinnati Jail Blazers? |
| Draft Alt. (pdf) | Correspondent Shaw on the Draft: Dallas Focus. |
| Draft. (pdf) | Random Thoughts - by Jack Handy. |
| 2005 | |
|---|---|
| Supp. (pdf) | Supplemental - Collective Bungling Agreement. |
| Wk 22 (pdf) | Week 22 - Super Bowl: Year of the Dog. |
| Wk 20 (pdf) | Week 20 - Conference Championship: The KOBE-ASHI MARU. |
| Wk 18 (pdf) | Week 18 - WILD CARD: Don't believe the hype. |
| Wk 17 (pdf) | Week 17 - Kodachrome. |
| Wk 16 (pdf) | Week 16 - And (Still) Never Been Kissed. |
| Wk 15 (pdf) | Week 15 - A Charlie Brown Christmas |
| Wk 14 (pdf) | Week 14 - A Contact Sport |
| Wk 12 (pdf) | Week 12 - Do You Believe in Magic |
| Wk 3 (pdf) | Week 3 - Would You Believe - - The Bengals? |
| Wk 2 (pdf) | Week 2 - Oh and Through? |
| Wk 1 (pdf) | Week 1 - Surprise Parity |
| 2004 | |
|---|---|
| Wk 2 (pdf) | Week 2 - Suicide is Painless |
| Wk 5 (pdf) | Week 5 - The Magnificent Seven (Minus 4) |
| Wk 7 (pdf) | Week 7 - Who's Your Daddy? |
| Wk 8 (pdf) | Week 8 - Black (and Gold) Jack |
| Wk 10 (pdf) | Week 10 - Spittin' Imagery |
| Wk 13 (pdf) | Week 13 - Tora! Tora! Tora! |
| Wk 16 (pdf) | Week 16 - A Christmas Story (html) |
| Wk 17 (pdf) | Week 17 - The Afterlife |
| Wk 18 (pdf) | Week 18 - Total Eclipse of the Moss |
| Wk 19 (pdf) | Week 19 - Defense: It's Everywhere You Want To Be |
| 2003 | |
|---|---|
| Wk Minus 1 | Rip Van Look Man |
| Wk 1 (pdf) | Week 1 - Instant Replay (html) |
| Wk 3 (pdf) | Week 3 - Where Am I and Where Are My Clothes? (html) |
| Wk 4 (pdf) | Week 4 - Butch or Butch Light? ( html) |
| Wk 5 (pdf) | Week 5 - Animal House (html) |
| Wk 6 (pdf) | Week 6 - Curses, Foiled Again |
| Wk 7 (pdf) | Week 7 - Baby Needs a New Paif of Shoes |
| Wk 8 (pdf) | Week 8 - A Glass Half Full |
| Wk 9 (pdf) | Week 9 - Half Empty |
| Wk 10 (pdf) | Week 10 - Pepto City |
| Wk 12 (pdf) | Week 12 - Yakkity Yak |
| Wk 13 (pdf) | Week 13 - SIlverado |
| Wk 15 (pdf) | Week 15 - Battle Stations - Battle Stations! |
| Wk 17 (pdf) | Week 17 - To the Victors Go the Spoils |
| Wk 18 (pdf) | Week 18 - The Big Pey-Back |
| Wk 19 (pdf) | Week 19 - Destiny's Nephew |
| Wk 20 (pdf) | Week 20 - Twenty Four |
| Final (pdf) | Wrap - Up with People, Down with Scoring Records |
| Super Bowl (pdf) | Super Bowl Edition |
| 2002 | |
|---|---|
| Week 10 | Not since 1997 with a W or L |
| Week 12 | H-E-Double Hockey Sticks |
| Week 13 | Burnt Orange Offerings Not Spurned in C-town |
| Week 14 | The Season of Giving |
| Week 15 | The Bengals vs playoff-hungry Saints |
| Week 16 | First African American Female President in USA |
| Week 17 | There Can Be Only One |
| Week 18 | Heartbreak By The Lake |
| Week 19 | Cowher KO’d by "Kick Me" Caper |
| Super Bowl I | Preview 2003 |
| Super Bowl II | The real deal |
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